Friday, November 16, 2007

W.W.E.: Where Will You Be When The World Is Saved?

Blogger Note: The following post is an attempt, albeit a pathetic one, at humor. Any sudden strong desire to sell off possessions or to pray to a head of lettuce is not the intent of the writer of this blog. The staff, management, callers, hosts, and guests are not responsible for anyone becoming a "Jeri-aholic" or "Jericholic" after reading and inevitably re-reading this post.

We all remember where we were when significant things have occurred. Maybe, who we were with, the time, the weather, etc. For example, big events like the breakup of the Fat Boys or the moment Chevy Chase ceased being funny, we can probably name every single thing that was going on in our life at that exact moment. The problem is, quite often, we don't know when earth shattering events are going to occur. Yet, in this instance you are about to know the exact time of the return of the “Ayatollah of Rock & Rollah.” I'm about to tell you all the essential details. Are you ready?

It will be this Monday on Monday Night Raw, which is televised on the USA Network. OK, so Raw runs from 9-11 p.m. and you don't want to watch the whole two hours and risk being disappointed if there is no Y2J. Well, just be patient. Because the exact time is 9:28 p.m. The current cryptic video airing on all three of the W.W.E’s brands has a countdown clock, and a website that I frequent has figured out the precise moment. Now you can exhale.

Chris”Y2J”Jericho, the son of former New York Ranger, Ted Irvine, will arrive at 9:28 p.m. Where will you be? Are you ready to be saved?

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